Thursday, December 9, 2010

Detrick BBM Sesh

Fellow wordsmith and trapstar enthusiast Ben Detrick (You can follow him on the twitter, it's worthwhile @bdetrick) often have BBM convo's where pure lava is spit. I decided to transcribe one of those exchanges.

Enjoy.

(Nothing was changed or edited. This is seriously how we speak to each other. It's sickening.)

Me: Susan Lucci Mane

BEN:Lucchi Gotta Crazy

You seen un prophet? Shit is grimy

The lead character is an Algerian looch

Me:I’m not sure I caught anything you just said

Ben:Italian gangster flick called “unprophet”

About a 19 year old Algerian looch-alike

Me:I think you’ve told me about it before

Ben:Nah, this my first time watching it

He also has a big cut on his face

Me: Ah of course. But does he have the streets on click clock?

Ben: Well he’s getting beaten and robbed in jail at the moment

Me: So I guess it’s not exactly my biopic

Ben: Mockumentary

Me: Blockumentary

Gods they sent for me

Ben:Wakamentary

Me: I got stocks eventually

Guap for centuries

Ben: Glocks a plenty, no crocs on ben’s feet

Me:Docks are friendly, on yachts I met Meech

Ben: Vodka, lemonseed, schnaps, grenadine

Me: Wops break bread with me, pasta heavy cheese

Ben: Squash, celery ensconced in fennel beads

Lulz, this movie has a Nas song.

Me: That was fun.

Thug Motivation

"It ain't nothing to a boss, my goons got goons,
House stupid dumb big, my rooms got rooms."

That of course is the best line from "Lose My Mind", the song that I guess would've been the single for Jeezy's new album except he doesn't have an actual album. But that's not the point. With that one bar Jeezy instantaneously put himself back on the (Bottom of the) map. That map of course being the blueprint for "stupid dumb stupid rap lines that will now give me ammo to turn into other stupid dumb stupid shit and help time pass by" map.

Thanks Jizzle!! Here we go.

Lake stupid dumb big, my loons got loons

Fungi stupid dumb big, my 'shrooms got 'shrooms

Armed forces stupid dumb big, my platoons got platoons

Solar system stupid dumb big, my moons got moons

Nut family stupid dumb big, my legumes got legumes

Racial slur lexicon stupid dumb big, my coons got coons (just kidding)

Severe Pacific Ocean weather patterns stupid dumb big, my typhoons got typhoons

Exhaust system stupid dumb big, my fumes got fumes

Desert stupid dumb big, my dunes got dunes

Midday stupid dumb big, my noons got noons

And just for "Slick">>> Squad stupid dumb big, my hoons got hoons